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	document.write("<h3 class=hc><i>Basic Concept of the Movie</i></h3><BR><p class=p1>Spaceballs is a parody of the Star Wars Movies with Pizza the Hut, Darth Helmet, the wise Yogurt, and Lone Starr using the schwartz to bring peace to the galaxy.</p></td><td rowspan=2>");
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	document.write("<p class=p1>Mel Brooks's 1987 parody of the Star Wars trilogy is a jumble of jokes rather than a comic feature, and, predictably, some of those jokes work better than others. The cast, including Brooks in two roles, more or less mimics the principal characters from George Lucas's famous story line, and the director certainly gets a boost from new allies (SCTV graduates Rick Moranis and John Candy) as well as old ones (Dick Van Patten, Dom DeLuise). Watch this and wait for the sporadic inspiration--but don't be surprised if you find yourself yearning for those years when Brooks was a more complete filmmaker (Young Frankenstein). --Tom Keogh</p><BR><font class=small color=#000000>© 1996-2003, Amazon.com, Inc.</font>");
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	document.write("<B>Director:</b> Mel Brooks<BR><B>Rated:</b> PG<BR><B>Screen:</b> Wide and Full<BR><B>Run Time:</b> 96 Minutes<BR><b>Studios:</b> MGM/Ua<BR><B>Audio:</b> English, Spanish, and French<BR><B>Subtitles:</b> Spanish and French<BR><B>Average Customer Review:</b> 4.4 out of 5 stars from 207 Customer Reviews.</td></tr>");

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	document.write("<p class=p1>In Full Moon, one of the best science photography books ever published, Michael Light presents a voyage in images to the Moon and back. Light took NASA's master negatives of photos taken by Apollo astronauts and scanned them electronically. The resulting pictures are so vivid they seem more clear than real life. Light orders the photos sequentially, selecting the most arresting images from each mission, to create a truly cinematic experience. In the first section, depicting blastoff, you can almost feel the violent shaking of the rocket as it strains to escape Earth's gravity. Then you see the quiet stillness of weightlessness, the astronauts' view down at a perfectly silent Earth, boundless oceans contrasting with bright white clouds. A spacewalk adds vertigo--the astronaut looks fragile and very alone as he floats outside his capsule far above his home planet. Then comes the waiting, as the long voyage toward the Moon continues.</p><p class=p1>&nbsp;&nbsp;As you watch the cratered surface get closer and closer, you have no sense of scale until you see the miniscule silver and gold lander dropping gently to land on the Moon. Leaving the cluttered interior of the capsule in bulky, awkward suits, the astronauts bring delicate tracings of color--gold on the lander; red, white, and blue on the spacesuits' flag patches--to this black-and-white world. Five huge gatefolds in this section give you indescribable views of the intricately scarred surface of the Moon.</p><pclass=p1>&nbsp;&nbsp;You return to space for the reuniting of the lander and capsule, and a repetition of the tedious journey back home. Finally, you watch a chaotic splashdown in the riot of colors that is Earth.</p><p class=p1>&nbsp;&nbsp; A nice section in the back of the book explains each photo with a detailed caption, and an essay by author Andrew Chaikin (A Man on the Moon) adds more written context to this stunning visual experience. The book is printed on very high-quality paper, with matte black frames for the photos and a gorgeous, wordless cover. Every space fan should have a copy. --Therese Littleton </p><BR><font class=small color=#000000>© 1996-2003, Amazon.com, Inc.</font>");
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	document.write("Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?");
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	if(whichone == 20)
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	document.write("Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?");
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	document.write("How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?");
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	document.write("If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?");
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	document.write("If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?");
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	if(whichone == 24)
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	document.write("If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?");
	}
	if(whichone == 25)
	{
	document.write("If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?");
	}
	if(whichone == 26)
	{
	document.write("If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?");
	}
	if(whichone == 27)
	{
	document.write("Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?");
	}
	if(whichone == 28)
	{
	document.write("Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?");
	}
	if(whichone == 29)
	{
	document.write("Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?");
	}
	if(whichone == 30)
	{
	document.write("What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?");
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	{
	document.write("Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?");
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	if(whichone == 32)
	{
	document.write("If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?");
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	if(whichone == 33)
	{
	document.write("If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?");
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	document.write("If all the fish in the world died, would something be a little fishy? - Meredith");
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	if(whichone == 35)
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	document.write("Hey! Do I know you?!? - Jessica B.");
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	document.write("I'm Obvious, Master of Stupidity. - Alex");
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	document.write("Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?");
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